Rails Conference

Is anyone going to the rails conference tomorrow? The sexiest hacker on earth is going to be there. And so is some fat guy.

(a) what is this conference?

(b) how does it benifit me as a person?

(c) who is this 'sexiest hacker on earth?

(d) i think the fat guy should have to run around the conference hall twice per hour - for the amusement of everyone.

i call bullshit on the promise of a fat guy

Answers

(a) Awesome, also <a href="http://canadaonrails.com">CoR</a>

(b) It will make you bleed

(c) According to <a href="http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.04/start.html?pg=3">Wired</a>, David Heinemeier Hansson

(d) See link A, the dude on the right. Damn he's fat. I don't remember what he talked about b/c he's fat so you're right he should have just run around.

Also:

<img src="http://murderer.ca/img/ketel_one.gif" />

P.S. I reject your syntax and substitute my own. It's called AML.